Las Vegas

it contains 131.3 sq mi of "city"
it contains .1sq mi of water (lake mead is out of city limits)
[so if you really think about...ITS A BARREN WASTE LAND]

it has a population of 558k+ citizens
of which an estimated 100k+ plus are from Hawaii
[ the hawaiians kinda dont make sense to me....yea vegas is cheaper...BUT WHY WOULD YOU GO FROM TROPICAL TO DESERT]

in the winter are lows are around 25-35
in the summer are highs are around 115-120
[its not cold enough to snow. which some people like but in the summer its hot enough burn yourself on anything outside]

on a good year we average about 3 inches of rain....but some areas flood and get upto 2 feet of rain...which sometimes sits there for hours because we have a horrible flood drainage systems.
[when you live in a desert and it rains anyone who's lived there their whole life thinks driving faster helps...FUCKING WRONG DOUCHE]

our economy is mainly funded by tourism...
[which means we're currently failing as the economy fails. if you dont have money you're not gonna throw the bit of saving you have left into a slot machine or some strippers g-string.]

development in las vegas use to be "here whats out there...ohh thats right more nothing put a house on it." now its "here we got hella sky...put a condo up there"
[so you mean it took you about 40 years to think here....the water's only over here lets just build up around it]

entertainment in vegas is directed at its core audience of 21+
[any one under this age HAS SHIT TO DO....and you wonder why teen violence has gone up]