Terror Levels

Off to the right of them blog is the Homeland Security Advisory System for those of you who somehow didn't figure that out. This is something that didn't come out until around 2003. A fact that most of don't really notice is that this thing has 5 colours. Reason why we don't notice it has 5 colours. The News and Government like to keep this device around orange or red at all times. I know it hit Yellow a few times but i doubt it ever hit Blue or Green...EVER!!!  It has some words under that suggest what the colours mean. I'm going to tell you what they really mean

Severe- Today Something somewhere somehow will sometime at someplace...we think

High- Something somehow somewhere might sometime happen at someplace

Elevated- Someone said something about something so just watch out for something. 

Guarded- I heard something over there

Low- Get the fuck off my lawn...I'm sleeping.

Now when you see the terror alerts you'll know what they really mean